Motorcycle News from the world's most trusted people: The Previous Owners

Downed Rider Running Worryingly Low On Excuses After Clear Case Of Target Fixation

BREAKING: Suzuki R&D Officially The Easiest Job In The World

Biker Super Grateful That A Nosey Stranger Told Her ‘Motorcycles Are Dangerous’

After First MotoGP Win, Aprilia Updates Tagline To: ‘Be A Successful Racer’

Mysterious ‘Previous Owner’ Named Public Enemy No. 1 For Dropping Every Motorcycle On Used Market

'Sport-Touring Tires Aren't Sticky Enough For Me,' Says Motorcyclist With 3-inch Chicken Strips

‘Those Aren’t Real Words’: Motorcycle Squids Outraged By Recent Wordle Answers

After Getting In Trouble For Parking On Sidewalk, Biker Yelled At Again For Taking Up Parking Space

Ducati Creates Super Helpful Scale That Tells You Your Dry Weight

Motorcyclist Just One Bike Away From Finishing Dream Garage… For The 8th Time

Motorcyclist’s New Year’s Resolution Is To Actually Take It Easy After Saying ‘I’m Going To Take It

Sportbike Rider One Pothole Away From Being Sterile

Tension Builds At Fuel Station As Biker Tries Not To Spill Any Gas On Motorcycle Tank

Man Decides To Take Break From Riding Motorcycle To Watch People On YouTube Ride Same Motorcycle

Motorcyclist’s Biggest Fear Is To Be The Last One In Group Ride To Gear Up

Regulators Decide To Just Skip Ahead To Euro 10 Emission Standards

Ari Henning Thankful His Dreadlock Phase Is Over

Broke Guy Optimistically Checks Price Tags At Ducati Dealership

Police Officer Dedicates Life To Figuring Out Why Motorcyclists Hit Themselves On The Head

Motorcyclist On Never-Ending Quest To Find The Perfect Mural For Bike Photo Shoot

Ducati To Open Up Its Own Crayon Line With Red, Red, and Red As Its Featured Colors

Cinder Block Receives DOT Seal Of Approval

‘Loud Pipes Save Lives’ Activist Permanently Damages Vital Sense Needed For Survival

Lifelong RevZilla Shopper Still Not Sure What An Intermediate Oval Head Shape Looks Like

Motorcycle Reaches Elusive 12th Gear During Intense Movie Scene

Buell Survives The Gulag… Again

Free Stickers Make $2,000 RevZilla Purchase Seem Not So Bad

Triumph Daytona Paralyzed With Fear As Yammie Noob Spots It From Across Dealership

ATGATT Rider Mildly Inconvenienced By Zombie Apocalypse

BREAKING NEWS: Guy Martin Has Been Speaking English This Whole Time

Group Of Life-Long Riding Buddies Still Don’t Know Anyone’s Real Name

Totaled Yamaha MT-10 Sent To Hell For Gluttony

Hero Saves The Day By Reminding Group To ‘Ride Their Own Ride’

Grom Rider Proudly Displays Speeding Ticket On Refrigerator

Motorcyclists Spend Entire Red Light Cycle Pretending They Can Hear Each Other

London Police Celebrate Ignoring Their One Millionth Stolen Motorcycle Report

Motorcycle High Beam Starts To Wonder If It Really Is Burnt Out

Survey finds 10 out of 10 nails prefer to puncture brand new tires

Rider Wonders If All The Interested Women He Was Promised Are Hidden Behind All The Interested Men

Man Discovers Whole New Level Of Loneliness After Showing Up To A Group Ride On Time

Motorcyclist Causes Traffic Jam By Spending Four Red Light Cycles Staring At Reflection In Window

Stretched Honda Grom Can Finally Be Ridden To Its Full Potential

Marquez and Bagnaia Congratulate Each Other On An Epic Game Of Leap Frog

Steve From Blue’s Clues Returns To Tell His Fans That It’s Time To Consider An Adventure Bike

Morbidly Obese Man Manages To Shave 20 Pounds Of Weight Off His Motorcycle

Young Man Still Convinced His GSX-R 1000 Is A 'Leader Bike'

Suzuki ‘very interested’ in Maverick Viñales after seeing video of him hitting the rev limiter