‘It’s Less Of A Strain On My Body,’ Sportbike Rider Takes Up Smoking To Justify Longer Riding Breaks
January is the month for resolutions and a local sportbike rider has decided to partake by making 2023 the year he finally takes care of...
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Tail Of The Dragon One Pothole Away From Feeling Like You’re Actually Riding On A Scaly Dragon
The world’s most famously overrated motorcycling road, The Tail of the Dragon, is one pothole away from finally feeling like you’re...
‘It’s Embarrassing At This Point,’ Enduro Rider Too Far Into Hobby To Ask What Dirt Bike Jerseys Do
Barry Riggs – a lifelong enduro rider – feels it’s a little too late to question the purpose of a $40 glorified long-sleeve shirt that’s...
‘This Is Some X-Men Sh*t;’ Motorcyclist Able To Summon Rain Just By Planning A Motorcycle Ride
Step aside, Storm, there’s a new mutant on the block and his name is Murphy Lawrence – a local motorcyclist who can summon crappy weather...
‘Our Chance To Drop One Final Ball This Year,’ Suzuki To Sponsor Time Square Ball Drop
Suzuki has announced that it will sponsor the Time Square Ball Drop to celebrate the sheer number of balls the company managed to drop in...
Motorcyclist Has ‘Made It’ After Finally Matching Brand/Model Of Front & Rear Tire For First Time
“I started from the bottom, now I’m here… with a motorcycle that has matching tires.” These were the animated words of Blake Graham, a...
Fight Club’s Tyler Durden Says Wearing A Helmet Is What Makes Him Way Cooler Than Alter Ego
“We’re the exact same person, the only difference is I wear a dope helmet,” said Tyler Durden, alter ego to Fight Club protagonist, Jack....
‘You Can Have It Fast, Cheap, or Good: Pick 0’ Harley Davidson Reveals New Business Motto
For the first time in recent history, Harley Davidson is thinking outside the box with the launch of their new company motto: “You can...
16-year-old Hayabusa Owner Thankful U.S. Government Keeps Him Safe By Banning Lane Splitting
Timmy Young – a 16-year-old motorcyclist and the proud, legal owner of a Suzuki Hayabusa – has a lot to be grateful for this...
Single, Dangling Helmet Hair Found To Be The Most Elusive Thing In The Known Universe
“We have reason to believe that these little, nose-tickling hairs can manipulate matter itself.” This was the conclusion by researchers...
BREAKING: Man With Newly-Wed Profile Pic Lists Motorcycles On Facebook Marketplace
In a shock to single people everywhere, a local groom has listed his beloved motorcycle on the Facebook Marketplace. “You know, I’ve...
‘Karma's A B*tch!’ Motorcycle Chain Overjoyed As Suzuki Cuts The GSX-R 1000; Neglecting Gixxer Bros
Motorcycle chains worldwide are celebrating the news that Suzuki has decided to pull its iconic GSX-R 1000 from its lineup – leaving...
Despite Speaking 4 Languages, Fabio Quartararo Running Low On Polite Ways To Say His Bike Is Slow
Fabio Quartararo has spent the last several weeks watching his hefty MotoGP Championship lead disappear and is now trailing Bagnaia by 23...
"Let’s Play It Safe," Jigsaw's Puppet Adopts ATGATT Lifestyle
‘SAW’ Movie star and avid rider of trikes, Billy (the Jigsaw puppet), has announced today that he’s turned over a new leaf by adopting...
‘How Many CCs Is That?’ Man Successfully Pretends To Be Interested In Motorcycles
Family man, Larry Tillman, found himself in quite a pickle as he approached a young lady on a brand new Triumph Trident – knowing...
Motorcyclist, Who Spent Small Fortune Buying Blue Gear, Trades Blue Bike In For Red Bike
It’s back to square one for one local motorcyclist – who fully committed to matching his blue bike – after he traded in his blue Yamaha...
“That’s Not Going Anywhere,” Says Man After Strapping Down Motorcycle To Take It Somewhere
A local motorcyclist is in hot water after lying about his intentions by saying “that ain’t going anywhere” immediately after strapping...
BREAKING: Hornet 750 Stars In Latest Episode Of ‘Catfish’
MTV’s “Catfish” – a show where people investigate whether or not someone they met online is who they claimed to be, or someone completely...
Direct Correlation Found Between Revving Engine At Lights And Enjoying Smell Of Own Fart
Top scientists have had a breakthrough in studying what causes certain motorcyclists to rev their engines incessantly while at red...
Pinocchio’s Visor Stuck Open After Saying His 600 Will Do 180 mph
Almost-real-boy and fully-real-squid Pinocchio is currently in trouble as his elongated nose is preventing his helmet’s visor from...
BREAKING NEWS: Alastair Fagan’s Lunch Isn’t Sitting Well, Nige
Tense moments this afternoon at Cadwell Park as 44teeth’s Alastair Fagan is once again about to sh*t himself due to poor lunchtime...
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