‘You Can Have It Fast, Cheap, or Good: Pick 0’ Harley Davidson Reveals New Business Motto
For the first time in recent history, Harley Davidson is thinking outside the box with the launch of their new company motto: “You can...
16-year-old Hayabusa Owner Thankful U.S. Government Keeps Him Safe By Banning Lane Splitting
Timmy Young – a 16-year-old motorcyclist and the proud, legal owner of a Suzuki Hayabusa – has a lot to be grateful for this...
Single, Dangling Helmet Hair Found To Be The Most Elusive Thing In The Known Universe
“We have reason to believe that these little, nose-tickling hairs can manipulate matter itself.” This was the conclusion by researchers...
BREAKING: Man With Newly-Wed Profile Pic Lists Motorcycles On Facebook Marketplace
In a shock to single people everywhere, a local groom has listed his beloved motorcycle on the Facebook Marketplace. “You know, I’ve...
‘Karma's A B*tch!’ Motorcycle Chain Overjoyed As Suzuki Cuts The GSX-R 1000; Neglecting Gixxer Bros
Motorcycle chains worldwide are celebrating the news that Suzuki has decided to pull its iconic GSX-R 1000 from its lineup – leaving...
Despite Speaking 4 Languages, Fabio Quartararo Running Low On Polite Ways To Say His Bike Is Slow
Fabio Quartararo has spent the last several weeks watching his hefty MotoGP Championship lead disappear and is now trailing Bagnaia by 23...
"Let’s Play It Safe," Jigsaw's Puppet Adopts ATGATT Lifestyle
‘SAW’ Movie star and avid rider of trikes, Billy (the Jigsaw puppet), has announced today that he’s turned over a new leaf by adopting...
‘How Many CCs Is That?’ Man Successfully Pretends To Be Interested In Motorcycles
Family man, Larry Tillman, found himself in quite a pickle as he approached a young lady on a brand new Triumph Trident – knowing...
Motorcyclist, Who Spent Small Fortune Buying Blue Gear, Trades Blue Bike In For Red Bike
It’s back to square one for one local motorcyclist – who fully committed to matching his blue bike – after he traded in his blue Yamaha...
“That’s Not Going Anywhere,” Says Man After Strapping Down Motorcycle To Take It Somewhere
A local motorcyclist is in hot water after lying about his intentions by saying “that ain’t going anywhere” immediately after strapping...
BREAKING: Hornet 750 Stars In Latest Episode Of ‘Catfish’
MTV’s “Catfish” – a show where people investigate whether or not someone they met online is who they claimed to be, or someone completely...
Direct Correlation Found Between Revving Engine At Lights And Enjoying Smell Of Own Fart
Top scientists have had a breakthrough in studying what causes certain motorcyclists to rev their engines incessantly while at red...
Pinocchio’s Visor Stuck Open After Saying His 600 Will Do 180 mph
Almost-real-boy and fully-real-squid Pinocchio is currently in trouble as his elongated nose is preventing his helmet’s visor from...
BREAKING NEWS: Alastair Fagan’s Lunch Isn’t Sitting Well, Nige
Tense moments this afternoon at Cadwell Park as 44teeth’s Alastair Fagan is once again about to sh*t himself due to poor lunchtime...
ADV Rider Shows Elite Talent By Standing An Obnoxious Amount On Freshly Paved Roads
Adventure motorcycle rider, Randy Neilson, is currently in the middle of an impressive display of ridesmanship as he has stood up no less...
Motorcyclist Finding It Harder and Harder To Ignore The Fact That He's Never Washed Helmet
After spending six years with the same full-faced helmet, local motorcyclist, Greg Watson, is really starting to struggle to ignore the...
‘So Like, Less Cardio?!’ American Interest In MotoGP Up 1,776% With Announcement Of Sprint Races
While America’s interest in MotoGP has been slowly growing over recent decades, it saw an unprecedented surge in popularity this past...
Six Foot Six Motorcycle Reviewer Gives Helpful Opinion On Bike’s Seat Height
The human species (with an average height of 5ft. 2in. for women and 5ft. 7in. for men) has a lot to be thankful for today as 6ft. 6in....
“I Used To Ride Dirt Bikes,” Man Miraculously Justifies Hayabusa As First Motorcycle
Against all odds, a local man has established an irrefutable argument as to why he should purchase the 600-pound, 190-horsepower Suzuki...
Musk Doubles Down On Never Making ‘Dangerous Motorcycles’ As Rogue Teslas Keep Running Them Over
“I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, I feel it is my moral and ethical duty never to create something as dangerous as a motorcycle…...
'I Know What I Have,' Says Used Motorcycle Seller Who Clearly Has No Idea What He Has
In what can only be described as a brilliant financial move, Larry Thompson has decided to put his used motorcycle – with 25,000 miles –...