Musk Doubles Down On Never Making ‘Dangerous Motorcycles’ As Rogue Teslas Keep Running Them Over
“I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, I feel it is my moral and ethical duty never to create something as dangerous as a motorcycle…...
'I Know What I Have,' Says Used Motorcycle Seller Who Clearly Has No Idea What He Has
In what can only be described as a brilliant financial move, Larry Thompson has decided to put his used motorcycle – with 25,000 miles –...
American Motovlogger Does Captivating Bike Review Consisting Of Straight Lines & 90° Turns
“This thing handles like a dream,” was motovlogger Chester Wheeler's verdict as he changed lanes on the Aprilia RSV4 Factory. “I bet it...
‘Curse You, K5 Engine!’ Suzuki Fanboys Lose Faith In Their God After Suzuki Officially Leaves MotoGP
“I have trouble understanding how an all-powerful engine could allow such a bad thing to happen.” These were the hurt words of Derek...
Biker Briefly Feels Like Secret Agent As He Changes Volume On Helmet Bluetooth Device
“I’ve got the blue Altima in sight, proceeding to follow… going 40 IN A 55!!... Over. ” These were the words local motorcyclist Jeffery...
Satan To Build 10th Circle Of Hell For Those Who Sit On Other People’s Bikes Without Permission
Hell recently released plans for a major renovation designed to accommodate those who sit on other people’s motorcycles without...
BREAKING NEWS: Most Expensive Motorcycle Wins Shootout
The motorcycling community was stunned early this morning when a bike $10,000 more expensive than its competition, was crowned the best...
YouTuber Achieves Sainthood For Giving Away $40k Motorcycle To Patrons Who Gave Him $250k
“I’m just happy I have the chance to make one person’s dream come true… at the literal expense of hundreds of others.” These were the...
‘Maybe We Should’ve Specified’: Honda Regrets Ride Red Campaign As Ducati & GasGas Sales Up 200%
Honda’s ‘Ride Red’ campaign has been a massive success… for European brands. Aprilia, Ducati, Beta, and GasGas have all reported a...
Lady Rider Overwhelmed By Options For Female Motorcycle Gear: Pink or Black
After an exhausting two minutes of flipping through every possible option for women’s motorcycle gear on RevZilla, local biker, Jenna...
After Espargaró Blunder, MotoGP To Start Using Extra-Chequered Flag
Catalunya was the site of a completely understandable and no-way avoidable blunder that caused MotoGP veteran, Aleix Espargaró, to go...
HS/LS Co-hosts Visibly Uncomfortable With Spurgeon’s Latest Tangent
Scenes reminiscent of a middle school dance here on the set of “Highside/Lowside” as co-hosts Ari Henning and Zack Courts shuffle...
AMAZING: Daredevil Mounts Motorcycle From The Right Side
In a fantastic display of skill, bravery, and being over 6 feet tall, local motorcyclist Evan Knieval, has done the impossible: Mounted...
OOPS: Hard-Of-Hearing Man Thought It Was The ‘Diminished’ Gentleman’s Ride
Mistakes were made at this year’s Distinguished Gentleman’s ride as local rider, Seth Williams, could have sworn they said ‘diminished.’ ...
Harley Davidson To Add Playing Card To Wheel of LiveWire To Make It Sound Like Real Motorcycle
CHECKMATE, PETROL HEADS: LiveWire has announced that it will be adding a playing card to the spokes of its electric motorcycles to...
Strong Man Competition Adds ‘From-Factory Oil Filter Removal’ To List Of Events
With the athletes getting stronger every year, World Strong Man (WSM) has decided to up the ante with a new event designed to push the...
Downed Rider Running Worryingly Low On Excuses After Clear Case Of Target Fixation
“Did you see that gravel? How about the grass clippings? What about the roadkill that was floating around in oily water? It’s like...
BREAKING: Suzuki R&D Officially The Easiest Job In The World
Earlier today, Suzuki Moto Corporation’s research and development (R&D) branch was awarded “Easiest Job In The World” by the Laziness...
GoPro Accuses Off-Road Rider Of Making Everything Seem Steeper Than It Really Is
“How can we be so sure that his human eyes are more accurate than my lenses when it comes to perceiving reality?” This was the question...
