London Police Celebrate Ignoring Their One Millionth Stolen Motorcycle Report
LONDON, ENGLAND -- Cheers erupt as the chief of the London Police Department, James Brown, puts the one millionth stolen motorcycle...
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Harley Rider Wishes They’d Invent Something To Keep Bugs From Splattering On Face
ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO -- Harley Davidson rider, Jim Roberts, is once again on the side of the road picking bugs from his teeth. “I...
Motorcycle High Beam Starts To Wonder If It Really Is Burnt Out
CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE -- After yet another person pointed out that it looked burnt out, the high-beam headlight on a local Yamaha MT-10...
Survey finds 10 out of 10 nails prefer to puncture brand new tires
Researchers recently surveyed a bunch of nails, screws, and staples to find out what motorcycle tires they prefer to puncture. Some of...
Rider Wonders If All The Interested Women He Was Promised Are Hidden Behind All The Interested Men
TAMPA, FLORIDA -- After telling yet another man how many CCs his motorcycle has, new rider Frank E. Weir started to wonder where all the...
Man Discovers Whole New Level Of Loneliness After Showing Up To A Group Ride On Time
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA -- A sad scene early yesterday morning as a naive young man arrived on time to an organized group ride. “I...
Motorcyclist Causes Traffic Jam By Spending Four Red Light Cycles Staring At Reflection In Window
INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA -- Dozens of cars were held to a stand still on Monday afternoon as one motorcyclist spent four red light cycles...
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