Aspiring Motorcyclist Disappointed Only 229,000 ‘Best Beginner Bike’ Videos To Choose From
A local man has stalled out on his journey towards life on two wheels after realizing YouTube contains a mere 229,000 videos covering...
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‘It’s Clearly The Best Angle!’ Motorcyclist Not To Blame For All Bike Photos Looking Identical
A motorcyclist has been charged with reposting the same photos on social media over and over again, an accusation he says is untrue. “I...
Man With $2,500 Bike Budget Spends Weeks Weighing Pros And Cons Of $35k Bike Options
For the third week in a row, a local motorcyclist has been browsing the internet for every $30k+ supersport shootout video, article, and...
BREAKING: Man That’s Demoed Every Bike On Dealership Floor No Closer To Buying Anything
A serial motorcycle demoer has announced that he is finally ready to make a decision after spending years test-riding every bike on the...
Motorcyclist Names Bike ‘Old Age’ To Increase Chances Of Dying From Old Age
After considering the tried-and-true methods used by motorcyclists to grow old and die (i.e. practice, knowing their limits, a sprinkle...
'Let's see Paul Allen's PSI' Motorcyclists Creepily Obsess Over Each Other’s Tire Pressure Setup
A group of motorcyclists have been causing unrest in the community as they’ve spent an uncomfortable amount of time gathered around their...
‘The Ol’ Slieght of Brand,’ Harley Copies Twitter; Rebrands To ‘Z’ To Misdirect From Glaring Issues
In what likely will be known as the second-best business decision in recent history, Harley Davidson has announced that it will follow...
Man Identifies Oncoming Motorcycle Just By Headlight; Shocked No One Else Is Impressed
A local moto-enthusiast, Eddie Morra, is still stunned after nobody around him seems to care that he totally recognized the brand/model...
Cardo Agrees To Pair With Other Devices So Long As They Filter Audio Through A Green Text Bubble
Breaking news as Cardo Systems has finally released an update that will allow it to connect with other useful Bluetooth devices out...
Man Presumed Insane After Believing Wiping Bug Off Visor W/ Glove Won't Make It Worse This Time
A seasoned motorcyclist and adrenaline junky, Jason Brody, has been committed to a mental hospital after showing textbook signs of...
Motorcyclist Who Casually Dodges 4-Ton Vehicles Daily, Terrified Of Grass Clippings
A rider has been paralyzed with fear after witnessing the one thing every motorcyclist is required to say they’re terrified of, for some...
‘It’s Faster To Take The Bike,’ Says Man Destined To Spend Half Day Getting Bike Ready To Take
Breaking news today as local motorcyclist, Terry Dawdle, has informed his wife that it would be much quicker for him to take the...
Biker Punches Mirror Off Car In Hopes Driver Will Use That Mirror Next Time
Outraged by the fact that a stupid, self-absorbed driver didn’t check his side mirror before changing lanes, a stupid, self-absorbed...
Harley-Davidson Doubles Down On American Heritage By Stealing Indian’s Stuff
In a desperate attempt to gain more riches and fame, Harley-Davidson has decided to straight up claim Indian’s property as their own –...
Divorce Rates Down 200% After RevZilla Launches Discreet Packaging Option
A new, discreet packaging option from RevZilla is believed to be behind a recent 200% drop in divorce rates among motorcycle enthusiasts....
‘Well, I Know Someone Who Died…’ Biker Immediately Regrets Mentioning Motorcycle At Party
A local motorcyclist has found himself at the center of a party where – against all odds – every guest knows someone who has died...
Motorcyclist Diagnosed With Neutralepsy; Unable To Find Neutral When People Are Watching
A sad sight at the local hospital as one biker has been diagnosed with a severe case of Neutralepsy – a disease that leaves its victims...
‘Oops, Didn’t See Them There,' Lady Rids Herself Of All Guilt After Running Over 12 Motorcyclists
Justice won again this morning as Tanya Weathersby (26) had all 12 cases of vehicular manslaughter dropped after she explained that she...
Ducati Hosts Bike Launch In Heaven To Give Moto-Journalists A Genuine, Everyday Riding Experience
Ducati has closed off a section of gold-paved twisties in heaven to allow motorcycle journalists to form a fair, unbiased opinion on what...
‘We Can’t Wait To Unlock 35% Of A Battery’s Full Potential,' Harley Announces An All-Electric Future
Harley Davidson’s CEO recently announced that the company would soon be going all-electric in an effort to horrendously underutilize the...
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