Ducati Hosts Bike Launch In Heaven To Give Moto-Journalists A Genuine, Everyday Riding Experience
Ducati has closed off a section of gold-paved twisties in heaven to allow motorcycle journalists to form a fair, unbiased opinion on what...
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‘We Can’t Wait To Unlock 35% Of A Battery’s Full Potential,' Harley Announces An All-Electric Future
Harley Davidson’s CEO recently announced that the company would soon be going all-electric in an effort to horrendously underutilize the...
Tom Cruise Runs Off Movie Set After Being Told To Wear A Helmet For Motorcycle Scene
Tom Cruise ‘try hard’ ran off the set of “Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One” when he was told by producers that he needed to...
Tail Of The Dragon One Pothole Away From Feeling Like You’re Actually Riding On A Scaly Dragon
The world’s most famously overrated motorcycling road, The Tail of the Dragon, is one pothole away from finally feeling like you’re...
‘This Is Some X-Men Sh*t;’ Motorcyclist Able To Summon Rain Just By Planning A Motorcycle Ride
Step aside, Storm, there’s a new mutant on the block and his name is Murphy Lawrence – a local motorcyclist who can summon crappy weather...
Motorcyclist Has ‘Made It’ After Finally Matching Brand/Model Of Front & Rear Tire For First Time
“I started from the bottom, now I’m here… with a motorcycle that has matching tires.” These were the animated words of Blake Graham, a...
‘You Can Have It Fast, Cheap, or Good: Pick 0’ Harley Davidson Reveals New Business Motto
For the first time in recent history, Harley Davidson is thinking outside the box with the launch of their new company motto: “You can...
16-year-old Hayabusa Owner Thankful U.S. Government Keeps Him Safe By Banning Lane Splitting
Timmy Young – a 16-year-old motorcyclist and the proud, legal owner of a Suzuki Hayabusa – has a lot to be grateful for this...
Single, Dangling Helmet Hair Found To Be The Most Elusive Thing In The Known Universe
“We have reason to believe that these little, nose-tickling hairs can manipulate matter itself.” This was the conclusion by researchers...
BREAKING: Man With Newly-Wed Profile Pic Lists Motorcycles On Facebook Marketplace
In a shock to single people everywhere, a local groom has listed his beloved motorcycle on the Facebook Marketplace. “You know, I’ve...
"Let’s Play It Safe," Jigsaw's Puppet Adopts ATGATT Lifestyle
‘SAW’ Movie star and avid rider of trikes, Billy (the Jigsaw puppet), has announced today that he’s turned over a new leaf by adopting...
‘How Many CCs Is That?’ Man Successfully Pretends To Be Interested In Motorcycles
Family man, Larry Tillman, found himself in quite a pickle as he approached a young lady on a brand new Triumph Trident – knowing...
“That’s Not Going Anywhere,” Says Man After Strapping Down Motorcycle To Take It Somewhere
A local motorcyclist is in hot water after lying about his intentions by saying “that ain’t going anywhere” immediately after strapping...
Direct Correlation Found Between Revving Engine At Lights And Enjoying Smell Of Own Fart
Top scientists have had a breakthrough in studying what causes certain motorcyclists to rev their engines incessantly while at red...
Motorcyclist Finding It Harder and Harder To Ignore The Fact That He's Never Washed Helmet
After spending six years with the same full-faced helmet, local motorcyclist, Greg Watson, is really starting to struggle to ignore the...
Musk Doubles Down On Never Making ‘Dangerous Motorcycles’ As Rogue Teslas Keep Running Them Over
“I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, I feel it is my moral and ethical duty never to create something as dangerous as a motorcycle…...
'I Know What I Have,' Says Used Motorcycle Seller Who Clearly Has No Idea What He Has
In what can only be described as a brilliant financial move, Larry Thompson has decided to put his used motorcycle – with 25,000 miles –...
Downed Rider Running Worryingly Low On Excuses After Clear Case Of Target Fixation
“Did you see that gravel? How about the grass clippings? What about the roadkill that was floating around in oily water? It’s like...
Biker Super Grateful That A Nosey Stranger Told Her ‘Motorcycles Are Dangerous’
“His unwanted opinions saved me, what else can I say?” These were the heartfelt words of ex-motorcyclist, Joanna Banks, as she recounted...
Mysterious ‘Previous Owner’ Named Public Enemy No. 1 For Dropping Every Motorcycle On Used Market
A delinquent going by the codename “Previous Owner” has been named Public Enemy One by multiple nations after dropping nearly every used...
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