Cinder Block Receives DOT Seal Of Approval
CEMEX, the largest manufacturer of cinder blocks in the world, announced this morning that their new cinder block helmet has met DOT...
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‘Loud Pipes Save Lives’ Activist Permanently Damages Vital Sense Needed For Survival
TOPEKA KANSAS -- Ian Rodriguez, a strong believer that loud motorcycle exhausts save lives, was recently told by doctors that his hearing...
Lifelong RevZilla Shopper Still Not Sure What An Intermediate Oval Head Shape Looks Like
BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA -- Despite watching hundreds of helmet reviews over the years, a local motorcyclist still has no idea what his head...
Motorcycle Reaches Elusive 12th Gear During Intense Movie Scene
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA -- It was upshift after upshift on the set of “Fast and Furious 10: FasTEN Your Seatbelts” today as a rare, but...
Buell Survives The Gulag… Again
Just when all seemed lost for the American motorcycle manufacturer, Buell has clutched a gulag win to return to the game. “Boom! We’re...
Free Stickers Make $2,000 RevZilla Purchase Seem Not So Bad
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA -- It was a close call for one motorcyclist late yesterday evening as he was just moments away from a severe case of...
Triumph Daytona Paralyzed With Fear As Yammie Noob Spots It From Across Dealership
SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS -- A local Triumph dealership was the venue for a tense scene yesterday as Yammie Noob, a YouTuber and Mass-Murderer...
ATGATT Rider Mildly Inconvenienced By Zombie Apocalypse
Months after the world fell to a zombie apocalypse, one All The Gear All The Time (ATGATT) rider has started to become slightly irritated...
BREAKING NEWS: Guy Martin Has Been Speaking English This Whole Time
In a surprise to everyone not from Grimsby, England, former motorcycle racer and all around badass, Guy Martin has been speaking English...
Group Of Life-Long Riding Buddies Still Don’t Know Anyone’s Real Name
“At this point it’s just too embarrassing to ask," was the consensus amongst a group of friends who have been riding motorcycles together...
Totaled Yamaha MT-10 Sent To Hell For Gluttony
A Yamaha MT-10 awoke to the fiery pits of hell on Friday after it was hit by an eldery lady who ‘just didn’t see it there.’ “It’s hotter...
Hero Saves The Day By Reminding Group To ‘Ride Their Own Ride’
Disaster was narrowly avoided on Saturday as a group of sportbike riders were reminded to ‘ride their own ride’ just moments before...
Grom Rider Proudly Displays Speeding Ticket On Refrigerator
COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA -- Grom owner and rider, Alex Holton, finishes placing the last refrigerator magnet on her speeding ticket. “I...
Motorcyclists Spend Entire Red Light Cycle Pretending They Can Hear Each Other
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA -- A busy intersection became the stage for quite the display of acting last Saturday as bikers spent several...
London Police Celebrate Ignoring Their One Millionth Stolen Motorcycle Report
LONDON, ENGLAND -- Cheers erupt as the chief of the London Police Department, James Brown, puts the one millionth stolen motorcycle...
Motorcycle High Beam Starts To Wonder If It Really Is Burnt Out
CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE -- After yet another person pointed out that it looked burnt out, the high-beam headlight on a local Yamaha MT-10...
Survey finds 10 out of 10 nails prefer to puncture brand new tires
Researchers recently surveyed a bunch of nails, screws, and staples to find out what motorcycle tires they prefer to puncture. Some of...
Rider Wonders If All The Interested Women He Was Promised Are Hidden Behind All The Interested Men
TAMPA, FLORIDA -- After telling yet another man how many CCs his motorcycle has, new rider Frank E. Weir started to wonder where all the...
Man Discovers Whole New Level Of Loneliness After Showing Up To A Group Ride On Time
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA -- A sad scene early yesterday morning as a naive young man arrived on time to an organized group ride. “I...
Motorcyclist Causes Traffic Jam By Spending Four Red Light Cycles Staring At Reflection In Window
INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA -- Dozens of cars were held to a stand still on Monday afternoon as one motorcyclist spent four red light cycles...
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