Pinocchio’s Visor Stuck Open After Saying His 600 Will Do 180 mph
Almost-real-boy and fully-real-squid Pinocchio is currently in trouble as his elongated nose is preventing his helmet’s visor from...
BREAKING NEWS: Alastair Fagan’s Lunch Isn’t Sitting Well, Nige
Tense moments this afternoon at Cadwell Park as 44teeth’s Alastair Fagan is once again about to sh*t himself due to poor lunchtime...
Motorcyclist Finding It Harder and Harder To Ignore The Fact That He's Never Washed Helmet
After spending six years with the same full-faced helmet, local motorcyclist, Greg Watson, is really starting to struggle to ignore the...
“I Used To Ride Dirt Bikes,” Man Miraculously Justifies Hayabusa As First Motorcycle
Against all odds, a local man has established an irrefutable argument as to why he should purchase the 600-pound, 190-horsepower Suzuki...
Musk Doubles Down On Never Making ‘Dangerous Motorcycles’ As Rogue Teslas Keep Running Them Over
“I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, I feel it is my moral and ethical duty never to create something as dangerous as a motorcycle…...
'I Know What I Have,' Says Used Motorcycle Seller Who Clearly Has No Idea What He Has
In what can only be described as a brilliant financial move, Larry Thompson has decided to put his used motorcycle – with 25,000 miles –...
American Motovlogger Does Captivating Bike Review Consisting Of Straight Lines & 90° Turns
“This thing handles like a dream,” was motovlogger Chester Wheeler's verdict as he changed lanes on the Aprilia RSV4 Factory. “I bet it...
‘Curse You, K5 Engine!’ Suzuki Fanboys Lose Faith In Their God After Suzuki Officially Leaves MotoGP
“I have trouble understanding how an all-powerful engine could allow such a bad thing to happen.” These were the hurt words of Derek...
YouTuber Achieves Sainthood For Giving Away $40k Motorcycle To Patrons Who Gave Him $250k
“I’m just happy I have the chance to make one person’s dream come true… at the literal expense of hundreds of others.” These were the...
AMAZING: Daredevil Mounts Motorcycle From The Right Side
In a fantastic display of skill, bravery, and being over 6 feet tall, local motorcyclist Evan Knieval, has done the impossible: Mounted...
Downed Rider Running Worryingly Low On Excuses After Clear Case Of Target Fixation
“Did you see that gravel? How about the grass clippings? What about the roadkill that was floating around in oily water? It’s like...
BREAKING: Suzuki R&D Officially The Easiest Job In The World
Earlier today, Suzuki Moto Corporation’s research and development (R&D) branch was awarded “Easiest Job In The World” by the Laziness...
Biker Super Grateful That A Nosey Stranger Told Her ‘Motorcycles Are Dangerous’
“His unwanted opinions saved me, what else can I say?” These were the heartfelt words of ex-motorcyclist, Joanna Banks, as she recounted...
After First MotoGP Win, Aprilia Updates Tagline To: ‘Be A Successful Racer’
Hot on the heels of their first-ever MotoGP win, Aprilia has announced today that they will be changing their motto from ‘be a racer’ to...
Mysterious ‘Previous Owner’ Named Public Enemy No. 1 For Dropping Every Motorcycle On Used Market
A delinquent going by the codename “Previous Owner” has been named Public Enemy One by multiple nations after dropping nearly every used...
'Sport-Touring Tires Aren't Sticky Enough For Me,' Says Motorcyclist With 3-inch Chicken Strips
Once again, motorcyclist Ryan Boyd has walked past the sport-touring tires and straight for the barely-street-legal race tires. “This is...
‘Those Aren’t Real Words’: Motorcycle Squids Outraged By Recent Wordle Answers
The popular mobile-app game, Wordle, is under fire from the Motorcycle Squid community after they claim recent answers were ‘impossible...
After Getting In Trouble For Parking On Sidewalk, Biker Yelled At Again For Taking Up Parking Space
A motorcyclist is in deep water for having the audacity to park his motorcycle somewhere outside of his own garage. Larry Parris, the...
Ducati Creates Super Helpful Scale That Tells You Your Dry Weight
In an effort to make everyone’s life a little better, Ducati has launched a new scale that only shows a person’s dry weight – their total...
Motorcyclist Just One Bike Away From Finishing Dream Garage… For The 8th Time
HARRISBURG, PA – Rolling his brand new Triumph Street Triple out of the dealership, local motorcyclist Greg Watson told reporters that he...