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    Downed Rider Running Worryingly Low On Excuses After Clear Case Of Target Fixation

    Downed Rider Running Worryingly Low On Excuses After Clear Case Of Target Fixation

    “Did you see that gravel? How about the grass clippings? What about the roadkill that was floating around in oily water? It’s like...
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    BREAKING: Suzuki R&D Officially The Easiest Job In The World

    BREAKING: Suzuki R&D Officially The Easiest Job In The World

    Earlier today, Suzuki Moto Corporation’s research and development (R&D) branch was awarded “Easiest Job In The World” by the Laziness...
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    Biker Super Grateful That A Nosey Stranger Told Her ‘Motorcycles Are Dangerous’

    Biker Super Grateful That A Nosey Stranger Told Her ‘Motorcycles Are Dangerous’

    “His unwanted opinions saved me, what else can I say?” These were the heartfelt words of ex-motorcyclist, Joanna Banks, as she recounted...
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    After First MotoGP Win, Aprilia Updates Tagline To: ‘Be A Successful Racer’

    After First MotoGP Win, Aprilia Updates Tagline To: ‘Be A Successful Racer’

    Hot on the heels of their first-ever MotoGP win, Aprilia has announced today that they will be changing their motto from ‘be a racer’ to...
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    Mysterious ‘Previous Owner’ Named Public Enemy No. 1 For Dropping Every Motorcycle On Used Market

    Mysterious ‘Previous Owner’ Named Public Enemy No. 1 For Dropping Every Motorcycle On Used Market

    A delinquent going by the codename “Previous Owner” has been named Public Enemy One by multiple nations after dropping nearly every used...
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    'Sport-Touring Tires Aren't Sticky Enough For Me,' Says Motorcyclist With 3-inch Chicken Strips

    'Sport-Touring Tires Aren't Sticky Enough For Me,' Says Motorcyclist With 3-inch Chicken Strips

    Once again, motorcyclist Ryan Boyd has walked past the sport-touring tires and straight for the barely-street-legal race tires. “This is...
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    ‘Those Aren’t Real Words’: Motorcycle Squids Outraged By Recent Wordle Answers

    ‘Those Aren’t Real Words’: Motorcycle Squids Outraged By Recent Wordle Answers

    The popular mobile-app game, Wordle, is under fire from the Motorcycle Squid community after they claim recent answers were ‘impossible...
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    After Getting In Trouble For Parking On Sidewalk, Biker Yelled At Again For Taking Up Parking Space

    After Getting In Trouble For Parking On Sidewalk, Biker Yelled At Again For Taking Up Parking Space

    A motorcyclist is in deep water for having the audacity to park his motorcycle somewhere outside of his own garage. Larry Parris, the...
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    Ducati Creates Super Helpful Scale That Tells You Your Dry Weight

    Ducati Creates Super Helpful Scale That Tells You Your Dry Weight

    In an effort to make everyone’s life a little better, Ducati has launched a new scale that only shows a person’s dry weight – their total...
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    Motorcyclist Just One Bike Away From Finishing Dream Garage… For The 8th Time

    Motorcyclist Just One Bike Away From Finishing Dream Garage… For The 8th Time

    HARRISBURG, PA – Rolling his brand new Triumph Street Triple out of the dealership, local motorcyclist Greg Watson told reporters that he...
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    Motorcyclist’s New Year’s Resolution Is To Actually Take It Easy After Saying ‘I’m Going To Take It

    Motorcyclist’s New Year’s Resolution Is To Actually Take It Easy After Saying ‘I’m Going To Take It

    A motorcyclist announced that he’s going big this year for his New Year’s Resolution. Earlier this morning, Rhett Olsen pledged that he...
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    Sportbike Rider One Pothole Away From Being Sterile

    Sportbike Rider One Pothole Away From Being Sterile

    A sportbike rider was recently notified by doctors that he is just one pothole collision away from being infertile. “For every pothole a...
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    Tension Builds At Fuel Station As Biker Tries Not To Spill Any Gas On Motorcycle Tank

    Tension Builds At Fuel Station As Biker Tries Not To Spill Any Gas On Motorcycle Tank

    An intense standoff between a motorcyclist and gravity is underway at a downtown fuel station as Ben Carlson, a local biker, tries to...
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    Man Decides To Take Break From Riding Motorcycle To Watch People On YouTube Ride Same Motorcycle

    Man Decides To Take Break From Riding Motorcycle To Watch People On YouTube Ride Same Motorcycle

    After being told he was spending too much time on his bike, motorcyclist Wesley Parker, has announced that he has found a new hobby –...
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    Motorcyclist’s Biggest Fear Is To Be The Last One In Group Ride To Gear Up

    Motorcyclist’s Biggest Fear Is To Be The Last One In Group Ride To Gear Up

    “It’s like those nightmares where you try to run but you’re suddenly extremely slow and clumsy.” These were the words used by local...
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    Regulators Decide To Just Skip Ahead To Euro 10 Emission Standards

    Regulators Decide To Just Skip Ahead To Euro 10 Emission Standards

    Early this morning, regulators announced that they’re just going to skip Euro 6 through 9 and go straight to Euro 10 emission standards...
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    Ari Henning Thankful His Dreadlock Phase Is Over

    Ari Henning Thankful His Dreadlock Phase Is Over

    There’s a lot to be thankful for this Thanksgiving if you’re Ari Henning, media lead & editor at RevZilla. You got the best job in the...
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    Broke Guy Optimistically Checks Price Tags At Ducati Dealership

    Broke Guy Optimistically Checks Price Tags At Ducati Dealership

    Armed with a budget of $3,000 USD for his first motorcycle, new motorcyclist and life-long optimist, Darryl Foreman, strolls around his...
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    Police Officer Dedicates Life To Figuring Out Why Motorcyclists Hit Themselves On The Head

    Police Officer Dedicates Life To Figuring Out Why Motorcyclists Hit Themselves On The Head

    Local police officer, Glenn Robinson with the Phoenix Police Department, has announced that he will not rest until he’s uncovered the...
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    Motorcyclist On Never-Ending Quest To Find The Perfect Mural For Bike Photo Shoot

    Motorcyclist On Never-Ending Quest To Find The Perfect Mural For Bike Photo Shoot

    ‘An Obsession’ were the words used by Kevin Baker, a local motorcyclist, to describe his current search for the ideal backdrop for his...
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