Motorcyclist’s Biggest Fear Is To Be The Last One In Group Ride To Gear Up
“It’s like those nightmares where you try to run but you’re suddenly extremely slow and clumsy.” These were the words used by local...
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Regulators Decide To Just Skip Ahead To Euro 10 Emission Standards
Early this morning, regulators announced that they’re just going to skip Euro 6 through 9 and go straight to Euro 10 emission standards...
Ari Henning Thankful His Dreadlock Phase Is Over
There’s a lot to be thankful for this Thanksgiving if you’re Ari Henning, media lead & editor at RevZilla. You got the best job in the...
Broke Guy Optimistically Checks Price Tags At Ducati Dealership
Armed with a budget of $3,000 USD for his first motorcycle, new motorcyclist and life-long optimist, Darryl Foreman, strolls around his...
Police Officer Dedicates Life To Figuring Out Why Motorcyclists Hit Themselves On The Head
Local police officer, Glenn Robinson with the Phoenix Police Department, has announced that he will not rest until he’s uncovered the...
Motorcyclist On Never-Ending Quest To Find The Perfect Mural For Bike Photo Shoot
‘An Obsession’ were the words used by Kevin Baker, a local motorcyclist, to describe his current search for the ideal backdrop for his...
Cinder Block Receives DOT Seal Of Approval
CEMEX, the largest manufacturer of cinder blocks in the world, announced this morning that their new cinder block helmet has met DOT...
Lifelong RevZilla Shopper Still Not Sure What An Intermediate Oval Head Shape Looks Like
BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA -- Despite watching hundreds of helmet reviews over the years, a local motorcyclist still has no idea what his head...
Motorcycle Reaches Elusive 12th Gear During Intense Movie Scene
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA -- It was upshift after upshift on the set of “Fast and Furious 10: FasTEN Your Seatbelts” today as a rare, but...
Free Stickers Make $2,000 RevZilla Purchase Seem Not So Bad
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA -- It was a close call for one motorcyclist late yesterday evening as he was just moments away from a severe case of...
ATGATT Rider Mildly Inconvenienced By Zombie Apocalypse
Months after the world fell to a zombie apocalypse, one All The Gear All The Time (ATGATT) rider has started to become slightly irritated...
BREAKING NEWS: Guy Martin Has Been Speaking English This Whole Time
In a surprise to everyone not from Grimsby, England, former motorcycle racer and all around badass, Guy Martin has been speaking English...
Group Of Life-Long Riding Buddies Still Don’t Know Anyone’s Real Name
“At this point it’s just too embarrassing to ask," was the consensus amongst a group of friends who have been riding motorcycles together...
Motorcyclists Spend Entire Red Light Cycle Pretending They Can Hear Each Other
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA -- A busy intersection became the stage for quite the display of acting last Saturday as bikers spent several...
London Police Celebrate Ignoring Their One Millionth Stolen Motorcycle Report
LONDON, ENGLAND -- Cheers erupt as the chief of the London Police Department, James Brown, puts the one millionth stolen motorcycle...
Motorcycle High Beam Starts To Wonder If It Really Is Burnt Out
CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE -- After yet another person pointed out that it looked burnt out, the high-beam headlight on a local Yamaha MT-10...
Survey finds 10 out of 10 nails prefer to puncture brand new tires
Researchers recently surveyed a bunch of nails, screws, and staples to find out what motorcycle tires they prefer to puncture. Some of...
Rider Wonders If All The Interested Women He Was Promised Are Hidden Behind All The Interested Men
TAMPA, FLORIDA -- After telling yet another man how many CCs his motorcycle has, new rider Frank E. Weir started to wonder where all the...
Man Discovers Whole New Level Of Loneliness After Showing Up To A Group Ride On Time
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA -- A sad scene early yesterday morning as a naive young man arrived on time to an organized group ride. “I...
Motorcyclist Causes Traffic Jam By Spending Four Red Light Cycles Staring At Reflection In Window
INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA -- Dozens of cars were held to a stand still on Monday afternoon as one motorcyclist spent four red light cycles...
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