Aspiring Motorcyclist Disappointed Only 229,000 ‘Best Beginner Bike’ Videos To Choose From
A local man has stalled out on his journey towards life on two wheels after realizing YouTube contains a mere 229,000 videos covering...
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‘It’s Clearly The Best Angle!’ Motorcyclist Not To Blame For All Bike Photos Looking Identical
A motorcyclist has been charged with reposting the same photos on social media over and over again, an accusation he says is untrue. “I...
Man With $2,500 Bike Budget Spends Weeks Weighing Pros And Cons Of $35k Bike Options
For the third week in a row, a local motorcyclist has been browsing the internet for every $30k+ supersport shootout video, article, and...
BREAKING: Man That’s Demoed Every Bike On Dealership Floor No Closer To Buying Anything
A serial motorcycle demoer has announced that he is finally ready to make a decision after spending years test-riding every bike on the...
Motorcyclist Names Bike ‘Old Age’ To Increase Chances Of Dying From Old Age
After considering the tried-and-true methods used by motorcyclists to grow old and die (i.e. practice, knowing their limits, a sprinkle...
'Let's see Paul Allen's PSI' Motorcyclists Creepily Obsess Over Each Other’s Tire Pressure Setup
A group of motorcyclists have been causing unrest in the community as they’ve spent an uncomfortable amount of time gathered around their...
‘The Ol’ Slieght of Brand,’ Harley Copies Twitter; Rebrands To ‘Z’ To Misdirect From Glaring Issues
In what likely will be known as the second-best business decision in recent history, Harley Davidson has announced that it will follow...
T7 Owners Return ‘Faulty’ Bikes In Droves; Claim Theirs Can't Do A Fraction Of What Pol Tarrés’ Can
Yamaha Ténéré 700 owners across the globe are demanding refunds for receiving what they claim to be ‘faulty motorcycles.’ “All we know is...
Man Identifies Oncoming Motorcycle Just By Headlight; Shocked No One Else Is Impressed
A local moto-enthusiast, Eddie Morra, is still stunned after nobody around him seems to care that he totally recognized the brand/model...
Cardo Agrees To Pair With Other Devices So Long As They Filter Audio Through A Green Text Bubble
Breaking news as Cardo Systems has finally released an update that will allow it to connect with other useful Bluetooth devices out...
Man Presumed Insane After Believing Wiping Bug Off Visor W/ Glove Won't Make It Worse This Time
A seasoned motorcyclist and adrenaline junky, Jason Brody, has been committed to a mental hospital after showing textbook signs of...
Ruroc Fires R&D Department After He Suggests Using 1% Of Marketing’s Budget To Improve Helmet
Ruroc has announced that the company has fired its entire Research and Development department after the individual suggested using a...
Moto TikToker ‘Just Vibin’ Demands Privacy For Herself, Her 6 GoPros, and 2 Camera Cars
A motorcyclist who set up six GoPros, rented two camera cars, and posted 47 videos of herself online just wants a little privacy to...
Motorcyclist Who Casually Dodges 4-Ton Vehicles Daily, Terrified Of Grass Clippings
A rider has been paralyzed with fear after witnessing the one thing every motorcyclist is required to say they’re terrified of, for some...
‘It’s Faster To Take The Bike,’ Says Man Destined To Spend Half Day Getting Bike Ready To Take
Breaking news today as local motorcyclist, Terry Dawdle, has informed his wife that it would be much quicker for him to take the...
‘Nice Chicken Strips,’ Motorcyclist With 8 Lowsides Under Belt Confidently Mocks Others
A crash-prone motorcyclist has been tormenting a local bike meetup by loudly drawing attention to each motorcycle with ‘unused’ tire...
Biker Punches Mirror Off Car In Hopes Driver Will Use That Mirror Next Time
Outraged by the fact that a stupid, self-absorbed driver didn’t check his side mirror before changing lanes, a stupid, self-absorbed...
Divorce Rates Down 200% After RevZilla Launches Discreet Packaging Option
A new, discreet packaging option from RevZilla is believed to be behind a recent 200% drop in divorce rates among motorcycle enthusiasts....
‘Well, I Know Someone Who Died…’ Biker Immediately Regrets Mentioning Motorcycle At Party
A local motorcyclist has found himself at the center of a party where – against all odds – every guest knows someone who has died...
Ducati Feeling Homesick After Going Weeks Without Visting Dealership Service Center
A Ducati motorcycle has developed feelings of homesickness after going almost a month without something breaking bad enough to warrant a...
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