Biker Punches Mirror Off Car In Hopes Driver Will Use That Mirror Next Time
Outraged by the fact that a stupid, self-absorbed driver didn’t check his side mirror before changing lanes, a stupid, self-absorbed...
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Divorce Rates Down 200% After RevZilla Launches Discreet Packaging Option
A new, discreet packaging option from RevZilla is believed to be behind a recent 200% drop in divorce rates among motorcycle enthusiasts....
‘Well, I Know Someone Who Died…’ Biker Immediately Regrets Mentioning Motorcycle At Party
A local motorcyclist has found himself at the center of a party where – against all odds – every guest knows someone who has died...
Ducati Feeling Homesick After Going Weeks Without Visting Dealership Service Center
A Ducati motorcycle has developed feelings of homesickness after going almost a month without something breaking bad enough to warrant a...
Motorcyclist Diagnosed With Neutralepsy; Unable To Find Neutral When People Are Watching
A sad sight at the local hospital as one biker has been diagnosed with a severe case of Neutralepsy – a disease that leaves its victims...
Motorcyclists Just One Piece Of Gear Away From Being Able To Ride Like Pros (For Real This Time)
A pair of Motorcyclists – one street rider and one dirt rider – have announced that they are both 2-6 business days away from joining...
‘Oops, Didn’t See Them There,' Lady Rids Herself Of All Guilt After Running Over 12 Motorcyclists
Justice won again this morning as Tanya Weathersby (26) had all 12 cases of vehicular manslaughter dropped after she explained that she...
Ducati Hosts Bike Launch In Heaven To Give Moto-Journalists A Genuine, Everyday Riding Experience
Ducati has closed off a section of gold-paved twisties in heaven to allow motorcycle journalists to form a fair, unbiased opinion on what...
‘We Can’t Wait To Unlock 35% Of A Battery’s Full Potential,' Harley Announces An All-Electric Future
Harley Davidson’s CEO recently announced that the company would soon be going all-electric in an effort to horrendously underutilize the...
Tom Cruise Runs Off Movie Set After Being Told To Wear A Helmet For Motorcycle Scene
Tom Cruise ‘try hard’ ran off the set of “Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One” when he was told by producers that he needed to...
Tail Of The Dragon One Pothole Away From Feeling Like You’re Actually Riding On A Scaly Dragon
The world’s most famously overrated motorcycling road, The Tail of the Dragon, is one pothole away from finally feeling like you’re...
‘This Is Some X-Men Sh*t;’ Motorcyclist Able To Summon Rain Just By Planning A Motorcycle Ride
Step aside, Storm, there’s a new mutant on the block and his name is Murphy Lawrence – a local motorcyclist who can summon crappy weather...
Motorcyclist Has ‘Made It’ After Finally Matching Brand/Model Of Front & Rear Tire For First Time
“I started from the bottom, now I’m here… with a motorcycle that has matching tires.” These were the animated words of Blake Graham, a...
Fight Club’s Tyler Durden Says Wearing A Helmet Is What Makes Him Way Cooler Than Alter Ego
“We’re the exact same person, the only difference is I wear a dope helmet,” said Tyler Durden, alter ego to Fight Club protagonist, Jack....
16-year-old Hayabusa Owner Thankful U.S. Government Keeps Him Safe By Banning Lane Splitting
Timmy Young – a 16-year-old motorcyclist and the proud, legal owner of a Suzuki Hayabusa – has a lot to be grateful for this...
Single, Dangling Helmet Hair Found To Be The Most Elusive Thing In The Known Universe
“We have reason to believe that these little, nose-tickling hairs can manipulate matter itself.” This was the conclusion by researchers...
BREAKING: Man With Newly-Wed Profile Pic Lists Motorcycles On Facebook Marketplace
In a shock to single people everywhere, a local groom has listed his beloved motorcycle on the Facebook Marketplace. “You know, I’ve...
"Let’s Play It Safe," Jigsaw's Puppet Adopts ATGATT Lifestyle
‘SAW’ Movie star and avid rider of trikes, Billy (the Jigsaw puppet), has announced today that he’s turned over a new leaf by adopting...
‘How Many CCs Is That?’ Man Successfully Pretends To Be Interested In Motorcycles
Family man, Larry Tillman, found himself in quite a pickle as he approached a young lady on a brand new Triumph Trident – knowing...
Motorcyclist, Who Spent Small Fortune Buying Blue Gear, Trades Blue Bike In For Red Bike
It’s back to square one for one local motorcyclist – who fully committed to matching his blue bike – after he traded in his blue Yamaha...
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