“That’s Not Going Anywhere,” Says Man After Strapping Down Motorcycle To Take It Somewhere
A local motorcyclist is in hot water after lying about his intentions by saying “that ain’t going anywhere” immediately after strapping...
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BREAKING NEWS: Alastair Fagan’s Lunch Isn’t Sitting Well, Nige
Tense moments this afternoon at Cadwell Park as 44teeth’s Alastair Fagan is once again about to sh*t himself due to poor lunchtime...
ADV Rider Shows Elite Talent By Standing An Obnoxious Amount On Freshly Paved Roads
Adventure motorcycle rider, Randy Neilson, is currently in the middle of an impressive display of ridesmanship as he has stood up no less...
Motorcyclist Finding It Harder and Harder To Ignore The Fact That He's Never Washed Helmet
After spending six years with the same full-faced helmet, local motorcyclist, Greg Watson, is really starting to struggle to ignore the...
Six Foot Six Motorcycle Reviewer Gives Helpful Opinion On Bike’s Seat Height
The human species (with an average height of 5ft. 2in. for women and 5ft. 7in. for men) has a lot to be thankful for today as 6ft. 6in....
Musk Doubles Down On Never Making ‘Dangerous Motorcycles’ As Rogue Teslas Keep Running Them Over
“I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, I feel it is my moral and ethical duty never to create something as dangerous as a motorcycle…...
'I Know What I Have,' Says Used Motorcycle Seller Who Clearly Has No Idea What He Has
In what can only be described as a brilliant financial move, Larry Thompson has decided to put his used motorcycle – with 25,000 miles –...
American Motovlogger Does Captivating Bike Review Consisting Of Straight Lines & 90° Turns
“This thing handles like a dream,” was motovlogger Chester Wheeler's verdict as he changed lanes on the Aprilia RSV4 Factory. “I bet it...
AMAZING: Daredevil Mounts Motorcycle From The Right Side
In a fantastic display of skill, bravery, and being over 6 feet tall, local motorcyclist Evan Knieval, has done the impossible: Mounted...
Downed Rider Running Worryingly Low On Excuses After Clear Case Of Target Fixation
“Did you see that gravel? How about the grass clippings? What about the roadkill that was floating around in oily water? It’s like...
GoPro Accuses Off-Road Rider Of Making Everything Seem Steeper Than It Really Is
“How can we be so sure that his human eyes are more accurate than my lenses when it comes to perceiving reality?” This was the question...
Biker Super Grateful That A Nosey Stranger Told Her ‘Motorcycles Are Dangerous’
“His unwanted opinions saved me, what else can I say?” These were the heartfelt words of ex-motorcyclist, Joanna Banks, as she recounted...
Mysterious ‘Previous Owner’ Named Public Enemy No. 1 For Dropping Every Motorcycle On Used Market
A delinquent going by the codename “Previous Owner” has been named Public Enemy One by multiple nations after dropping nearly every used...
Harley Rider Gets Biker Wave From Pan America Rider; Has No Idea What To Do Next
A long-time Harley Davidson owner is in quite the conundrum after a motorcyclist on Harley Davidson’s new adventure bike – the Pan...
After Getting In Trouble For Parking On Sidewalk, Biker Yelled At Again For Taking Up Parking Space
A motorcyclist is in deep water for having the audacity to park his motorcycle somewhere outside of his own garage. Larry Parris, the...
ATGATT Rider's Fart Makes Heroic Journey From Pants To Helmet
Overcoming the odds, a local fart has miraculously traveled from the seat of one motorcyclist's pants to the helmet – all while moving at...
Motorcyclist Just One Bike Away From Finishing Dream Garage… For The 8th Time
HARRISBURG, PA – Rolling his brand new Triumph Street Triple out of the dealership, local motorcyclist Greg Watson told reporters that he...
Santa To Replace Rudolf With A BMW GS Loaded With Obscene Amount Of Fog Lights
NORTH POLE – As Christmas quickly approaches, Santa Claus has announced that he will replace Rudolf The Red-Nosed Reindeer with a BMW GS...
Tension Builds At Fuel Station As Biker Tries Not To Spill Any Gas On Motorcycle Tank
An intense standoff between a motorcyclist and gravity is underway at a downtown fuel station as Ben Carlson, a local biker, tries to...
Man Decides To Take Break From Riding Motorcycle To Watch People On YouTube Ride Same Motorcycle
After being told he was spending too much time on his bike, motorcyclist Wesley Parker, has announced that he has found a new hobby –...
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