Divorce Rates Down 200% After RevZilla Launches Discreet Packaging Option
A new, discreet packaging option from RevZilla is believed to be behind a recent 200% drop in divorce rates among motorcycle enthusiasts....
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‘Well, I Know Someone Who Died…’ Biker Immediately Regrets Mentioning Motorcycle At Party
A local motorcyclist has found himself at the center of a party where – against all odds – every guest knows someone who has died...
Ducati Feeling Homesick After Going Weeks Without Visting Dealership Service Center
A Ducati motorcycle has developed feelings of homesickness after going almost a month without something breaking bad enough to warrant a...
Motorcyclist Diagnosed With Neutralepsy; Unable To Find Neutral When People Are Watching
A sad sight at the local hospital as one biker has been diagnosed with a severe case of Neutralepsy – a disease that leaves its victims...
Motorcyclists Just One Piece Of Gear Away From Being Able To Ride Like Pros (For Real This Time)
A pair of Motorcyclists – one street rider and one dirt rider – have announced that they are both 2-6 business days away from joining...
‘It’s Embarrassing At This Point,’ Enduro Rider Too Far Into Hobby To Ask What Dirt Bike Jerseys Do
Barry Riggs – a lifelong enduro rider – feels it’s a little too late to question the purpose of a $40 glorified long-sleeve shirt that’s...
‘This Is Some X-Men Sh*t;’ Motorcyclist Able To Summon Rain Just By Planning A Motorcycle Ride
Step aside, Storm, there’s a new mutant on the block and his name is Murphy Lawrence – a local motorcyclist who can summon crappy weather...
Motorcyclist Has ‘Made It’ After Finally Matching Brand/Model Of Front & Rear Tire For First Time
“I started from the bottom, now I’m here… with a motorcycle that has matching tires.” These were the animated words of Blake Graham, a...
Single, Dangling Helmet Hair Found To Be The Most Elusive Thing In The Known Universe
“We have reason to believe that these little, nose-tickling hairs can manipulate matter itself.” This was the conclusion by researchers...
BREAKING: Man With Newly-Wed Profile Pic Lists Motorcycles On Facebook Marketplace
In a shock to single people everywhere, a local groom has listed his beloved motorcycle on the Facebook Marketplace. “You know, I’ve...
Motorcyclist, Who Spent Small Fortune Buying Blue Gear, Trades Blue Bike In For Red Bike
It’s back to square one for one local motorcyclist – who fully committed to matching his blue bike – after he traded in his blue Yamaha...
“That’s Not Going Anywhere,” Says Man After Strapping Down Motorcycle To Take It Somewhere
A local motorcyclist is in hot water after lying about his intentions by saying “that ain’t going anywhere” immediately after strapping...
Motorcyclist Finding It Harder and Harder To Ignore The Fact That He's Never Washed Helmet
After spending six years with the same full-faced helmet, local motorcyclist, Greg Watson, is really starting to struggle to ignore the...
“I Used To Ride Dirt Bikes,” Man Miraculously Justifies Hayabusa As First Motorcycle
Against all odds, a local man has established an irrefutable argument as to why he should purchase the 600-pound, 190-horsepower Suzuki...
GoPro Accuses Off-Road Rider Of Making Everything Seem Steeper Than It Really Is
“How can we be so sure that his human eyes are more accurate than my lenses when it comes to perceiving reality?” This was the question...
“KTMs Are Better From Factory,” Says Enduro Rider Who Swapped All Factory Parts W/ Aftermarket Parts
In an exclusive interview, an enduro rider and KTM owner, Kyle Williams, explains why so many offroad riders are die-hard KTM fans. ...
Graham Jarvis Removes Helmet To Reveal He’s Actually A Mountain Goat
In a surprise to nobody who has seen a Graham Jarvis video, it turns out everyone’s favorite enduro rider/show-off is actually a mountain...
Leaked Photo Reveals Jack Miller’s New MotoGP Training Partners While In Australia: Big-Ass Spiders
With the MotoGP season just around the corner, the world’s best motorcycle riders are honing their skills the best they can. For Ducati...
Motorcyclist Just One Bike Away From Finishing Dream Garage… For The 8th Time
HARRISBURG, PA – Rolling his brand new Triumph Street Triple out of the dealership, local motorcyclist Greg Watson told reporters that he...
Man Decides To Take Break From Riding Motorcycle To Watch People On YouTube Ride Same Motorcycle
After being told he was spending too much time on his bike, motorcyclist Wesley Parker, has announced that he has found a new hobby –...
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