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BREAKING: Marc Marquez To Retire From Motorcycling After Some Random Nurse Explained The Risks To Him
Marc Marquez, 8-time Grand Prix Motorcycle Racing World Champion, has announced today that he will retire from motorcycling. This shocking news comes in the midst of Marc fighting for yet another championship and just moments after a random nurse wandered into the Ducati paddock with a mimosa.
A local man is caught in an ongoing tug-of-war with an involuntary sneeze reflex of massive proportions. A battle that, if he were to lose, he fears would permanently compromise the sanitation levels within his helmet.