BREAKING: Stretched 600cc Bike Continues To Not Power Wheelie, But At Least It Now Looks Stupid

Stretched Honda CBR 600RR

BREAKING: Stretched 600cc Bike Continues To Not Power Wheelie, But At Least It Now Looks Stupid

Local sportbike owner Tyler Bryant reported complete satisfaction Tuesday afternoon with his freshly customized CBR 600, confirming that his 6-inch swingarm extension has successfully neutralized the machine’s terrifying 46.5 lb-ft of torque.

Tyler, 23, reportedly invested $1,800 in lowering links, extended brake lines, and an absurdly long chain specifically to combat the catastrophic danger of the front tire accidentally leaving the pavement – a physical phenomenon that modern physics confirms is nearly impossible without trying really, really hard on a stock 600.

“It has made a world of difference,” Tyler said. “The bike has gone from resisting power wheelies in 5.5 of the 6 gears to all 6 gears now. And all it took was for me to sacrifice the motorcycle’s primary redeeming quality: its ability to turn.”

It has made a world of difference,” Tyler said. “The bike has gone from resisting power wheelies in 5.5 of the 6 gears to all 6 gears now. And all it took was for me to sacrifice the motorcycle’s primary redeeming quality: its ability to turn.
— Tyler Bryant, local sportbike owner
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