BREAKING: Group Ride Could Use A Few Dozen More BMW S1000RRs, If We’re Being Honest
BREAKING: Group Ride Could Use A Few Dozen More BMW S1000RRs, If We’re Being Honest
MIAMI, FL – Sources confirmed early Tuesday that a local group ride currently underway has a less-than-optimal number of S1000RRs, with only 38 of the 55 bikes being a BMW.
“What’s crazier than seeing another S1k pull up to a sportbike ride? Not seeing another S1k pull up to a sportbike ride,” said the ride organizer who goes by S1kSid. “But hey, I tried to get more here. I sent out DMs to ericS1k, S1khunnybunny, TipsyS1k, S1krazzy, and mmmkayS1k. At least S1KKK didn’t show up. He’s a little too old-school German, if you know what I mean.”
While the number of S1ks is lower than in most group rides, the variety of S1ks is reportedly well-balanced.
“We had a pretty even split of Asymmetrical S1ks, symmetrical S1ks, symmetrical S1ks with wings, and more expensive symmetrical S1ks with bigger wings that self-implode called M1ks,” said S1kSid. “As always, it doesn’t matter which S1k you choose, as long as you’re riding an S1k to 51% of its potential like the rest of us.”
“What’s crazier than seeing another S1k pull up to a sportbike ride? Not seeing another S1k pull up to a sportbike ride. But hey, I tried to get more here. I sent out DMs to ericS1k, S1khunnybunny, TipsyS1k, S1krazzy, and mmmkayS1k. At least S1KKK didn’t show up. He’s a little too old-school German, if you know what I mean.”
