Man Holding Back Sneeze Can Only Imagine The Devastation He’d Unleash Into Helmet If He Were To Fail
Man Holding Back Sneeze Can Only Imagine The Devastation He’d Unleash Into Helmet If He Were To Fail
A local man is caught in an ongoing tug-of-war with an involuntary sneeze reflex of massive proportions. A battle that, if he were to lose, he fears would permanently compromise the sanitation levels within his helmet.
“Have you seen inside a…ahhh…ahhhhhh… motorcycle helmet?! said Fred Ott, motorcyclist and allergy haver. “There are gaps, crevices, padding, vents, and snorkels everywhere. If I… I… I…were to let this out, I’d probably be finding sneeze snippets for months to come.”
As the sneeze builds, Fred feels his options are dwindling.
“I… I… Just got done passing a few cars, so I really don’t want to pull over a… a… and let them pass me back up,” Fred said. “Ma..a..aybe lifting my visor? Bu...uh…uhhh….t the wind may tickle my nose and put me at more of a disa…ahh..aaaahhh….dvantage. Plus, the nose kind of points down so don’t think that would help much anyway.”
Fortunately for Fred, the fear of defiling a several hundred dollar helmet tends to give motorcyclists the super-human ability to hold back even the biggest of sneezes… when otherwise they’ve never successfully done so.
“Have you seen inside a…ahhh…ahhhhhh… motorcycle helmet?! There are gaps, crevices, padding, vents, and snorkels everywhere. If I… I… I…were to let this out, I’d probably be finding sneeze snippets for months to come.”
