‘I’d Get Myself Killed On That Thing, Ha!,’ Claims Man Who Has Been Dead Inside For At Least A Decade
‘I’d Get Myself Killed On That Thing, Ha!,’ Claims Man Who Has Been Dead Inside For At Least A Decade
Early this afternoon, some local motorcyclists were approached at a gas station by a middle-aged male who has decided he is the one who is too dangerous for motorcycling.
“I always thought about getting myself a bike, but I know I’d end up getting myself killed,” said George Baldwin, sales rep somewhere. “People like me are just too wild for bikes. My thirst for adrenaline can’t be quenced by simply just riding around. Nah, I’d be tempted to do sh*t that would send shivers down your spines.”
George continued.
“It’s the reason I never joined the UFC. Once the fists started flying I’d just see red, and that’s how people end up dead. Same thing with a motorcycle, I wouldn’t be able to control the wild animal withi…”
“Thats enough, George,” Said Mrs. Baldwin. “And what did I tell you about bringing up ‘motorcycles’ around me again?”
“Sorry, hun… I’ll give you a foot massage tonight.”
“I always thought about getting myself a bike, but I know I’d end up getting myself killed. People like me are just too wild for bikes. My thirst for adrenaline can’t be quenced by simply just riding around. Nah, I’d be tempted to do sh*t that would send shivers down your spines.”
