Mistakes were made at this year’s Distinguished Gentleman’s ride as local rider, Seth Williams, could have sworn they said ‘diminished.’ “I thought it was a bit strange at first, but then I figured it was an event to shine a light on men’s mental health issues,” Seth said. “We can certainly find ways to make ourselves feel smaller, so seemed like a good thing to support.” Seth spent days working on his outfit for the ride, a suit and signs with various self-deprecating insults on them. Some of these insults include: ‘My Kickstand Leans Farther Than Me,’ ‘My helmet protects my head and your eyes,’ and ‘Pirelli Supercorsa? More like Pollo SuperCripsy with my chicken strips.’
“I’m a little bummed, but then I found out the Distinguished Gentleman’s Ride raises money for… well, a man’s bum, so that’s good too,” said Seth. “Lesson learned. I’ll do much better for the TurdPiss Motorcycle Rally coming up in Sturgis, North Dakota.”