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Motorcyclist Causes Traffic Jam By Spending Four Red Light Cycles Staring At Reflection In Window

Updated: Nov 19, 2021

INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA -- Dozens of cars were held to a stand still on Monday afternoon as one motorcyclist spent four red light cycles admiring his reflection in the window of a local Coffee Shop.

“I mean, he does look pretty cool, but after the third red light cycle came and went, it started to get a little ridiculous,” said one trapped motorist. This isn’t the first time this has happened, either. This year alone, 32 traffic jams have been caused by motorcyclists eager to get a third person view of their cool-ass selves on their bikes.

There are reports that the Indiana Department of Transportation is looking to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to place anti-reflective window film on all ground level windows within the cities.

“That’s a bummer,” said one Indiana Motorcyclist. “I guess I’ll just have to go back to turning my mirrors towards myself so that I can still see how cool I look while riding.

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