BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA -- Despite watching hundreds of helmet reviews over the years, a local motorcyclist still has no idea what his head shape is.
“I can’t be the only one that has no idea what an ‘intermediate oval head’ looks like..” said Gary Brown, lifelong RevZilla shopper. “I always thought heads were just round, but apparently they can be round, intermediate round, intermediate oval, oval, intermediate long, intermediate big-ass ears, and so on.” In order to rectify the confusion, RevZilla has put a graphic on their website to help show what certain head shapes look like… from directly above. “Don’t even get me started on that,” Gary said. “I had to tape my camera to the ceiling and stand directly under it. But all them models are balder than that Fagan fella from 44teeth. If you’ve got any hair at all, you can’t tell.”
Gary now spends most nights tossing and turning; wondering if the helmet he owns was created for his head shape.
“I love my helmet, but I can’t help but think there’s a whole new level of comfort out there that I didn’t know existed.” Gary said. “What is the only thing that separates me from the Valentino Rossi’s of the world is a helmet that fits my noggin correctly?”