Buell Survives The Gulag… Again

Updated: Nov 19, 2021


Just when all seemed lost for the American motorcycle manufacturer, Buell has clutched a gulag win to return to the game.


“Boom! We’re back, baby,” said Erik Buell, founder of Buell Motorcycle Company. “Hopefully next time our teammate, Harley Davidson, won’t ditch us to go after some loot that will ultimately turn out to be trash. But maybe it’s for the best. Harley hasn’t been able to buy a victory in decades.”


Buell spoke a bit on strategies it planned on implementing to avoid returning to the Gulag.


“Our first line of business is to use nearly identical bike loadouts we were using before,” said Erik. “It sounds crazy, but EBR Racing… I mean Buell… I mean… What's our gamertag again?”


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