BREAKING NEWS: Guy Martin Has Been Speaking English This Whole Time
In a surprise to everyone not from Grimsby, England, former motorcycle racer and all around badass, Guy Martin has been speaking English...
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Group Of Life-Long Riding Buddies Still Don’t Know Anyone’s Real Name
“At this point it’s just too embarrassing to ask," was the consensus amongst a group of friends who have been riding motorcycles together...
Totaled Yamaha MT-10 Sent To Hell For Gluttony
A Yamaha MT-10 awoke to the fiery pits of hell on Friday after it was hit by an eldery lady who ‘just didn’t see it there.’ “It’s hotter...
Hero Saves The Day By Reminding Group To ‘Ride Their Own Ride’
Disaster was narrowly avoided on Saturday as a group of sportbike riders were reminded to ‘ride their own ride’ just moments before...
Man Found Dead After Removing Warning Stickers From Motorcycle
KNOXVILLE, TENNESSEE -- A man was found dead in his driveway after allegedly removing the warning stickers from his motorcycle’s gas tank...
Grom Rider Proudly Displays Speeding Ticket On Refrigerator
COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA -- Grom owner and rider, Alex Holton, finishes placing the last refrigerator magnet on her speeding ticket. “I...
Motorcyclists Spend Entire Red Light Cycle Pretending They Can Hear Each Other
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA -- A busy intersection became the stage for quite the display of acting last Saturday as bikers spent several...
London Police Celebrate Ignoring Their One Millionth Stolen Motorcycle Report
LONDON, ENGLAND -- Cheers erupt as the chief of the London Police Department, James Brown, puts the one millionth stolen motorcycle...
Harley Rider Wishes They’d Invent Something To Keep Bugs From Splattering On Face
ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO -- Harley Davidson rider, Jim Roberts, is once again on the side of the road picking bugs from his teeth. “I...
Motorcycle High Beam Starts To Wonder If It Really Is Burnt Out
CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE -- After yet another person pointed out that it looked burnt out, the high-beam headlight on a local Yamaha MT-10...
Survey finds 10 out of 10 nails prefer to puncture brand new tires
Researchers recently surveyed a bunch of nails, screws, and staples to find out what motorcycle tires they prefer to puncture. Some of...
Rider Wonders If All The Interested Women He Was Promised Are Hidden Behind All The Interested Men
TAMPA, FLORIDA -- After telling yet another man how many CCs his motorcycle has, new rider Frank E. Weir started to wonder where all the...
Man Discovers Whole New Level Of Loneliness After Showing Up To A Group Ride On Time
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA -- A sad scene early yesterday morning as a naive young man arrived on time to an organized group ride. “I...
Motorcyclist Causes Traffic Jam By Spending Four Red Light Cycles Staring At Reflection In Window
INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA -- Dozens of cars were held to a stand still on Monday afternoon as one motorcyclist spent four red light cycles...
Stretched Honda Grom Can Finally Be Ridden To Its Full Potential
PHOENIX, ARIZONA -- With a budget-friendly price, Honda reliability, and personality in spades, it’s hard to fault the Honda Grom....
Marquez and Bagnaia Congratulate Each Other On An Epic Game Of Leap Frog
ARAGON, SPAIN -- During a rather dull Aragon GP, riders Marc Marquez and Pecco Bagnaia decided to take matters into their own hands...
650ib To Invite 60,000 Of His Closest ‘Good Buddies’ To Birthday Party
CLEVELAND, OHIO -- YouTube personality and motovlogger, 650ib, has announced that he will be hosting a modest birthday party and will be...
Steve From Blue’s Clues Returns To Tell His Fans That It’s Time To Consider An Adventure Bike
TORONTO, CANADA -- After a long hiatus from the show, Steve Burns returned to Blue’s Clues to give his (a-few-decades-older) fans a very...
New Study Finds That Every Gas Station Has One Old Man Who ‘Used To Ride’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A new study by the National Motorcycle Research Administration (NMRA) has researchers baffled. The study found that...
Morbidly Obese Man Manages To Shave 20 Pounds Of Weight Off His Motorcycle
DALLAS, TEXAS -- Local man, Leeroy Morton, has made headlines after he managed to reduce the weight of his 460-pound motorcycle by 20 pounds
Akrapovič Announces Name Change To Something Easier To Pronounce: Sjkotzgociffkorkyvič
SLOVENIA -- Exhaust system manufacturer, Akrapovič, announced today that the company will be changing its name after 31 years.
Young Man Still Convinced His GSX-R 1000 Is A 'Leader Bike'
ATLANTA -- With his arms crossed, local young man Tyler Williams stands beside his 2005 GSX-R 1000 with damaged, mismatched fairings.
BMW Releases The 2022 F 3000 GS 4W Adventure Motorcycle
BERLIN, GERMANY -- BMW Motorrad announced today their new motorcycle that’s designed to sit at the pinnacle of the GS lineup: The 2022 F 300
Suzuki ‘very interested’ in Maverick Viñales after seeing video of him hitting the rev limiter
HAMAMATSU, JAPAN -- Maverick Viñales has been suspended from the Austrian GP by Yamaha after an internal investigation revealed that the vet
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