Motorcyclist’s Inability To Turn Almost Certainly Due To Bike’s Lack Of CCs (Cornering Capabilities)
A local motorcyclist is on the search for a literbike after suffering a lowside crash that was entirely the fault of his Yamaha R6 not...
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Motorcyclist Names Bike ‘Old Age’ To Increase Chances Of Dying From Old Age
After considering the tried-and-true methods used by motorcyclists to grow old and die (i.e. practice, knowing their limits, a sprinkle...
'Let's see Paul Allen's PSI' Motorcyclists Creepily Obsess Over Each Other’s Tire Pressure Setup
A group of motorcyclists have been causing unrest in the community as they’ve spent an uncomfortable amount of time gathered around their...
Man Pays $250 To Have Profile Pic For Life… And Do A Track Day
One motorcyclist believes that he found the bargain of the century after he paid a mere $250 (plus tires, gear, gas, camping equipment...
Divorce Rates Down 200% After RevZilla Launches Discreet Packaging Option
A new, discreet packaging option from RevZilla is believed to be behind a recent 200% drop in divorce rates among motorcycle enthusiasts....
MotoGP: Honda Teams Up With Yamaha To Challenge Ducati; Offers Wing Directly Off Honda Civic
After a few seasons of being embarrassed by Ducati on the racetrack, Yamaha and Honda have decided to join forces in a way that totally...
Ducati Feeling Homesick After Going Weeks Without Visting Dealership Service Center
A Ducati motorcycle has developed feelings of homesickness after going almost a month without something breaking bad enough to warrant a...
BREAKING: Repsol CBR 250 Rider Seen Wearing Number 93 Helmet Not Actually Marc Márquez
A man seen leaving a local Mcdonald's on a Repsol Honda 250 has caused quite a stir as many believed he was eight-time Grand Pix World...
Motorcyclist Diagnosed With Neutralepsy; Unable To Find Neutral When People Are Watching
A sad sight at the local hospital as one biker has been diagnosed with a severe case of Neutralepsy – a disease that leaves its victims...
Motorcyclists Just One Piece Of Gear Away From Being Able To Ride Like Pros (For Real This Time)
A pair of Motorcyclists – one street rider and one dirt rider – have announced that they are both 2-6 business days away from joining...
Motorcyclist Has ‘Made It’ After Finally Matching Brand/Model Of Front & Rear Tire For First Time
“I started from the bottom, now I’m here… with a motorcycle that has matching tires.” These were the animated words of Blake Graham, a...
Fight Club’s Tyler Durden Says Wearing A Helmet Is What Makes Him Way Cooler Than Alter Ego
“We’re the exact same person, the only difference is I wear a dope helmet,” said Tyler Durden, alter ego to Fight Club protagonist, Jack....
Despite Speaking 4 Languages, Fabio Quartararo Running Low On Polite Ways To Say His Bike Is Slow
Fabio Quartararo has spent the last several weeks watching his hefty MotoGP Championship lead disappear and is now trailing Bagnaia by 23...
“That’s Not Going Anywhere,” Says Man After Strapping Down Motorcycle To Take It Somewhere
A local motorcyclist is in hot water after lying about his intentions by saying “that ain’t going anywhere” immediately after strapping...
BREAKING NEWS: Alastair Fagan’s Lunch Isn’t Sitting Well, Nige
Tense moments this afternoon at Cadwell Park as 44teeth’s Alastair Fagan is once again about to sh*t himself due to poor lunchtime...
‘So Like, Less Cardio?!’ American Interest In MotoGP Up 1,776% With Announcement Of Sprint Races
While America’s interest in MotoGP has been slowly growing over recent decades, it saw an unprecedented surge in popularity this past...
‘Curse You, K5 Engine!’ Suzuki Fanboys Lose Faith In Their God After Suzuki Officially Leaves MotoGP
“I have trouble understanding how an all-powerful engine could allow such a bad thing to happen.” These were the hurt words of Derek...
After Espargaró Blunder, MotoGP To Start Using Extra-Chequered Flag
Catalunya was the site of a completely understandable and no-way avoidable blunder that caused MotoGP veteran, Aleix Espargaró, to go...
BREAKING: Suzuki R&D Officially The Easiest Job In The World
Earlier today, Suzuki Moto Corporation’s research and development (R&D) branch was awarded “Easiest Job In The World” by the Laziness...
After First MotoGP Win, Aprilia Updates Tagline To: ‘Be A Successful Racer’
Hot on the heels of their first-ever MotoGP win, Aprilia has announced today that they will be changing their motto from ‘be a racer’ to...
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