BREAKING NEWS: Alastair Fagan’s Lunch Isn’t Sitting Well, Nige
Tense moments this afternoon at Cadwell Park as 44teeth’s Alastair Fagan is once again about to sh*t himself due to poor lunchtime...
‘So Like, Less Cardio?!’ American Interest In MotoGP Up 1,776% With Announcement Of Sprint Races
While America’s interest in MotoGP has been slowly growing over recent decades, it saw an unprecedented surge in popularity this past...
‘Curse You, K5 Engine!’ Suzuki Fanboys Lose Faith In Their God After Suzuki Officially Leaves MotoGP
“I have trouble understanding how an all-powerful engine could allow such a bad thing to happen.” These were the hurt words of Derek...
After Espargaró Blunder, MotoGP To Start Using Extra-Chequered Flag
Catalunya was the site of a completely understandable and no-way avoidable blunder that caused MotoGP veteran, Aleix Espargaró, to go...
BREAKING: Suzuki R&D Officially The Easiest Job In The World
Earlier today, Suzuki Moto Corporation’s research and development (R&D) branch was awarded “Easiest Job In The World” by the Laziness...
After First MotoGP Win, Aprilia Updates Tagline To: ‘Be A Successful Racer’
Hot on the heels of their first-ever MotoGP win, Aprilia has announced today that they will be changing their motto from ‘be a racer’ to...
Graham Jarvis Removes Helmet To Reveal He’s Actually A Mountain Goat
In a surprise to nobody who has seen a Graham Jarvis video, it turns out everyone’s favorite enduro rider/show-off is actually a mountain...
Leaked Photo Reveals Jack Miller’s New MotoGP Training Partners While In Australia: Big-Ass Spiders
With the MotoGP season just around the corner, the world’s best motorcycle riders are honing their skills the best they can. For Ducati...
Ari Henning Thankful His Dreadlock Phase Is Over
There’s a lot to be thankful for this Thanksgiving if you’re Ari Henning, media lead & editor at RevZilla. You got the best job in the...
Motorcyclist On Never-Ending Quest To Find The Perfect Mural For Bike Photo Shoot
‘An Obsession’ were the words used by Kevin Baker, a local motorcyclist, to describe his current search for the ideal backdrop for his...
Cinder Block Receives DOT Seal Of Approval
CEMEX, the largest manufacturer of cinder blocks in the world, announced this morning that their new cinder block helmet has met DOT...
Lifelong RevZilla Shopper Still Not Sure What An Intermediate Oval Head Shape Looks Like
BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA -- Despite watching hundreds of helmet reviews over the years, a local motorcyclist still has no idea what his head...
Motorcycle Reaches Elusive 12th Gear During Intense Movie Scene
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA -- It was upshift after upshift on the set of “Fast and Furious 10: FasTEN Your Seatbelts” today as a rare, but...
Triumph Daytona Paralyzed With Fear As Yammie Noob Spots It From Across Dealership
SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS -- A local Triumph dealership was the venue for a tense scene yesterday as Yammie Noob, a YouTuber and Mass-Murderer...
BREAKING NEWS: Guy Martin Has Been Speaking English This Whole Time
In a surprise to everyone not from Grimsby, England, former motorcycle racer and all around badass, Guy Martin has been speaking English...
Rider Wonders If All The Interested Women He Was Promised Are Hidden Behind All The Interested Men
TAMPA, FLORIDA -- After telling yet another man how many CCs his motorcycle has, new rider Frank E. Weir started to wonder where all the...
Marquez and Bagnaia Congratulate Each Other On An Epic Game Of Leap Frog
ARAGON, SPAIN -- During a rather dull Aragon GP, riders Marc Marquez and Pecco Bagnaia decided to take matters into their own hands...
Akrapovič Announces Name Change To Something Easier To Pronounce: Sjkotzgociffkorkyvič
SLOVENIA -- Exhaust system manufacturer, Akrapovič, announced today that the company will be changing its name after 31 years.
Suzuki ‘very interested’ in Maverick Viñales after seeing video of him hitting the rev limiter
HAMAMATSU, JAPAN -- Maverick Viñales has been suspended from the Austrian GP by Yamaha after an internal investigation revealed that the vet