Naked Bikes Really Hoping That Their Nakedness Takes Attention Away From Their Ugly Faces
With faces so ugly that even their own manufacturers can only comment on their personalities, a group of motorcycles from the ‘naked’...
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Motorcyclist’s Inability To Turn Almost Certainly Due To Bike’s Lack Of CCs (Cornering Capabilities)
A local motorcyclist is on the search for a literbike after suffering a lowside crash that was entirely the fault of his Yamaha R6 not...
If Winterizing Bike Wasn’t Bad Enough, Man Also Forced To Hear How ‘Real Bikers Ride Year-Round’
“Winter is coming.” These are the scared and worried words of one local motorcyclist who isn’t sure what he dreads more: The idea of...
Tension At The GS Household As Latest Member Looks Suspiciously Like Japanese Neighbor
“This has been a humiliating past few days for me. Do you HEAR what the neighbors are saying about our child?! ‘What a cute little...
KTM’s New Models Jump $1,000 To Cover Costs of Changing ‘2023’ To ‘2024’ On Website
The new, 2024 KTM Enduro lineup has announced that it will continue its proud tradition of increasing prices every year to cover a whole...
Aspiring Motorcyclist Disappointed Only 229,000 ‘Best Beginner Bike’ Videos To Choose From
A local man has stalled out on his journey towards life on two wheels after realizing YouTube contains a mere 229,000 videos covering...
‘It’s Clearly The Best Angle!’ Motorcyclist Not To Blame For All Bike Photos Looking Identical
A motorcyclist has been charged with reposting the same photos on social media over and over again, an accusation he says is untrue. “I...
Man With $2,500 Bike Budget Spends Weeks Weighing Pros And Cons Of $35k Bike Options
For the third week in a row, a local motorcyclist has been browsing the internet for every $30k+ supersport shootout video, article, and...
BREAKING: Man That’s Demoed Every Bike On Dealership Floor No Closer To Buying Anything
A serial motorcycle demoer has announced that he is finally ready to make a decision after spending years test-riding every bike on the...
‘It’s Just Motorcycles!’ Teenager Caught Looking At Jaret Campisi YouTube Videos
A teenage boy is grounded after his mother discovered him browsing Jaret Campisi’s YouTube channel – a page dedicated to a giant pair of...
Motorcyclist Names Bike ‘Old Age’ To Increase Chances Of Dying From Old Age
After considering the tried-and-true methods used by motorcyclists to grow old and die (i.e. practice, knowing their limits, a sprinkle...
'Let's see Paul Allen's PSI' Motorcyclists Creepily Obsess Over Each Other’s Tire Pressure Setup
A group of motorcyclists have been causing unrest in the community as they’ve spent an uncomfortable amount of time gathered around their...
‘The Ol’ Slieght of Brand,’ Harley Copies Twitter; Rebrands To ‘Z’ To Misdirect From Glaring Issues
In what likely will be known as the second-best business decision in recent history, Harley Davidson has announced that it will follow...
T7 Owners Return ‘Faulty’ Bikes In Droves; Claim Theirs Can't Do A Fraction Of What Pol Tarrés’ Can
Yamaha Ténéré 700 owners across the globe are demanding refunds for receiving what they claim to be ‘faulty motorcycles.’ “All we know is...
Man Identifies Oncoming Motorcycle Just By Headlight; Shocked No One Else Is Impressed
A local moto-enthusiast, Eddie Morra, is still stunned after nobody around him seems to care that he totally recognized the brand/model...
Cardo Agrees To Pair With Other Devices So Long As They Filter Audio Through A Green Text Bubble
Breaking news as Cardo Systems has finally released an update that will allow it to connect with other useful Bluetooth devices out...
Man Presumed Insane After Believing Wiping Bug Off Visor W/ Glove Won't Make It Worse This Time
A seasoned motorcyclist and adrenaline junky, Jason Brody, has been committed to a mental hospital after showing textbook signs of...
Man Pays $250 To Have Profile Pic For Life… And Do A Track Day
One motorcyclist believes that he found the bargain of the century after he paid a mere $250 (plus tires, gear, gas, camping equipment...
Ruroc Fires R&D Department After He Suggests Using 1% Of Marketing’s Budget To Improve Helmet
Ruroc has announced that the company has fired its entire Research and Development department after the individual suggested using a...
Moto TikToker ‘Just Vibin’ Demands Privacy For Herself, Her 6 GoPros, and 2 Camera Cars
A motorcyclist who set up six GoPros, rented two camera cars, and posted 47 videos of herself online just wants a little privacy to...
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