Pinocchio’s Visor Stuck Open After Saying His 600 Will Do 180 mph
Almost-real-boy and fully-real-squid Pinocchio is currently in trouble as his elongated nose is preventing his helmet’s visor from...
BREAKING NEWS: Alastair Fagan’s Lunch Isn’t Sitting Well, Nige
Tense moments this afternoon at Cadwell Park as 44teeth’s Alastair Fagan is once again about to sh*t himself due to poor lunchtime...
ADV Rider Shows Elite Talent By Standing An Obnoxious Amount On Freshly Paved Roads
Adventure motorcycle rider, Randy Neilson, is currently in the middle of an impressive display of ridesmanship as he has stood up no less...
Motorcyclist Finding It Harder and Harder To Ignore The Fact That He's Never Washed Helmet
After spending six years with the same full-faced helmet, local motorcyclist, Greg Watson, is really starting to struggle to ignore the...
‘So Like, Less Cardio?!’ American Interest In MotoGP Up 1,776% With Announcement Of Sprint Races
While America’s interest in MotoGP has been slowly growing over recent decades, it saw an unprecedented surge in popularity this past...
Six Foot Six Motorcycle Reviewer Gives Helpful Opinion On Bike’s Seat Height
The human species (with an average height of 5ft. 2in. for women and 5ft. 7in. for men) has a lot to be thankful for today as 6ft. 6in....
“I Used To Ride Dirt Bikes,” Man Miraculously Justifies Hayabusa As First Motorcycle
Against all odds, a local man has established an irrefutable argument as to why he should purchase the 600-pound, 190-horsepower Suzuki...
Musk Doubles Down On Never Making ‘Dangerous Motorcycles’ As Rogue Teslas Keep Running Them Over
“I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, I feel it is my moral and ethical duty never to create something as dangerous as a motorcycle…...
'I Know What I Have,' Says Used Motorcycle Seller Who Clearly Has No Idea What He Has
In what can only be described as a brilliant financial move, Larry Thompson has decided to put his used motorcycle – with 25,000 miles –...
American Motovlogger Does Captivating Bike Review Consisting Of Straight Lines & 90° Turns
“This thing handles like a dream,” was motovlogger Chester Wheeler's verdict as he changed lanes on the Aprilia RSV4 Factory. “I bet it...
‘Curse You, K5 Engine!’ Suzuki Fanboys Lose Faith In Their God After Suzuki Officially Leaves MotoGP
“I have trouble understanding how an all-powerful engine could allow such a bad thing to happen.” These were the hurt words of Derek...
Biker Briefly Feels Like Secret Agent As He Changes Volume On Helmet Bluetooth Device
“I’ve got the blue Altima in sight, proceeding to follow… going 40 IN A 55!!... Over. ” These were the words local motorcyclist Jeffery...
Satan To Build 10th Circle Of Hell For Those Who Sit On Other People’s Bikes Without Permission
Hell recently released plans for a major renovation designed to accommodate those who sit on other people’s motorcycles without...
BREAKING NEWS: Most Expensive Motorcycle Wins Shootout
The motorcycling community was stunned early this morning when a bike $10,000 more expensive than its competition, was crowned the best...
YouTuber Achieves Sainthood For Giving Away $40k Motorcycle To Patrons Who Gave Him $250k
“I’m just happy I have the chance to make one person’s dream come true… at the literal expense of hundreds of others.” These were the...
‘Maybe We Should’ve Specified’: Honda Regrets Ride Red Campaign As Ducati & GasGas Sales Up 200%
Honda’s ‘Ride Red’ campaign has been a massive success… for European brands. Aprilia, Ducati, Beta, and GasGas have all reported a...
Lady Rider Overwhelmed By Options For Female Motorcycle Gear: Pink or Black
After an exhausting two minutes of flipping through every possible option for women’s motorcycle gear on RevZilla, local biker, Jenna...
After Espargaró Blunder, MotoGP To Start Using Extra-Chequered Flag
Catalunya was the site of a completely understandable and no-way avoidable blunder that caused MotoGP veteran, Aleix Espargaró, to go...
HS/LS Co-hosts Visibly Uncomfortable With Spurgeon’s Latest Tangent
Scenes reminiscent of a middle school dance here on the set of “Highside/Lowside” as co-hosts Ari Henning and Zack Courts shuffle...
AMAZING: Daredevil Mounts Motorcycle From The Right Side
In a fantastic display of skill, bravery, and being over 6 feet tall, local motorcyclist Evan Knieval, has done the impossible: Mounted...